Tuesday, January 25, 2011

The Awesome and Perfect Royal Rumble

It is now time for the 2011 Royal Rumble!’ It’s the saying at the start of every Rumble that gets the blood pumping and sends shivers down your spine...

This year we will see the biggest rumble in history with 40 superstars rather than 30 along with the WWE Title and World Heavyweight titles on the line but once again the Rumble will command all the attention for your £15 on Sky Box Office.

The decision to increase the number of entrants to 40 is a goodand sensible decision by the writers. The Royal Rumble is the pull of the show, not the matches. The matches are a nice bonus, but the main superstars are usually competing in the rumble match to make it harder to predict who will win. Increasing the rumble to 40 means that we will see men flying over the top rope for at least 1 hour and 18 minutes, with the likelihood of it going on for over an hour and 30 minutes.

It also throws up the question of who will the extra ten be? Will we get more surprises than usual? It does give us that excitement and draw to the match but it will be a chance for more superstars to be involved and have more entertainment with some surprises.

Going back to last year and we saw a shock winner in Edge, a moment that I won’t forget along with those who watched it with me as I got a tad excited. Anyway, this year once again has that potential with the upcoming return of Triple H.

The Game has been ready to wrestle for a while as we saw when he fought Alberto Del Rio at the WWE super show in New York. WWE want to use it at the most beneficial time, but even if he does enter the rumble, I can’t see him winning. It’s too obvious that he will fight Sheamus again and with the Irishmen not in line to win the title before WM 27, you’d have to say Triple H is unlikely to win. I wouldn’t be surprised if WWE held on till the Elimination Chamber to build up the suspense even longer and make you tune in for that PPV.

Other Royal Rumble potential winners are John Cena, CM Punk, Big Show, Wade Barrett, Sheamus, John Morrison, Rey Mysterio (No) Kane (where has he been recently?) and WWE once again showed us on Raw that Mark Henry could win. He won’t though will he WWE? So why bother every year to pretend he has a chance? Rant over.

The obvious pick of the winners is Alberto Del Rio. The slight hint has been the fact that for the last three weeks or so he has been on Raw and Smackdown just to say ‘my destiny is to win the royal rumble.’ It’s nearly as bad as when they showed before the 2008 Royal Rumble the 5 minpromovideo of who Randy Orton was.

WWE know that he wouldn’t be anybodies natural choice as he is still new let alone the fact he is a heel. The last heel to win the rumble was in 2009 with Randy Orton but before that it was in 1999 and Vince McMahon. WWE often give victories to the faces so that they will win the title at Wrestlemania, but will this year be the fulfilment of Del Rio’s destiny? I believe it will and here is why using the two main matches.

First of all, I believe a Smackdown superstar will win, and we need to look at the Raw title match of WWE champion The Miz (Awesome!) v Randy Orton to see where I am going. The Miz for me will

win and go into the Elimination Chamber as WWE Champion. WWE have been very happy with The Miz in recent weeks, he builds a lot of heat and splits crowds.

But why does this matter? The Miz can carry the belt as a heel till Wrestlemania. He will only get bigger in the build up to Mania and improve. Raw has an abundant of talent with Cena, Punk and Orton ready to fight for the main title at Wrestlemania as well.

Raw probably won’t do a one on one match and there will be many twists and turns before Wrestlemania about who will be in the main event. With Cena v Punk looking like it won’t last till Wrestlemania, both of them have the chance to fight for the title at ‘the Grand Daddy of them all’. Raw doesn’t need a rumble winner to decide the next title challenger(s), they can be creative in creating its number one contender(s)

This is why a Smackdown superstar will win as they don’t have the same options as Raw. The World Heavyweight title match is Edge v Dolph ‘Perfection!’ Ziggler and Edge will win this as Dolph is merely what I call a Rumble opponent. This is someone who the WWE see as being able to make the jump up to be a realistic Title winner but someone as well who we know won’t win the Rumble. Dolph Ziggler is a great character and has big potential, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he won Money in the Bank at Wrestlemania, that’s if they keep it, which they should.

Edge wins at the Royal Rumble, and with Alberto Del Rio winning the Rumble, we have our Smackdown main event. This is if no titles change at The Elimination Chamber PPV on February 20th, which is a big assumption with WWE as you wouldn’t be surprised if they did mix it up. However, Edge will be in the main event whatever at Wrestlemania.

I have also realised how little the name John Cena has been mentioned, which has been a nice change. Cena doesn’t need the WWE title in his match to make it a good rivalry, much like The Undertaker. If he is in the title match though, it will still add a lot, and as Jim Ross said about Shawn Michaels, but you could use for John Cena ‘whether you love him or you hate him, it’s really irrelevant.’ He still pulls in crowds and I’m guilty as I watch to boo him.

Even though The Royal Rumble does build up to Wrestlemania, The Elimination Chamber will once again bring us shocks that will ultimately decide Mania. With that type of match, it does give the opportunity to turn things on their head as we saw last year with Batista winning the WWE title after the match from John Cena and Jericho winning because of an interference from Shawn Michaels.

Check back in February for thoughts ahead of Elimination Chamber, including me probably eating my words after Mark Henry wins the Royal Rumble. I don’t even want to imagine what that would look like…

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Transfer Window: The Movie


Its January, Beckham’s on the move again and Sky Sports News is on your TV 24/7, it can only be the joys of the transfer window.

Over the years we have seen some great drama that movies are made of, or at least I know a movie based on that would be better than High School Musical.

Ashley Cole going to Chelsea and the saga going on till 3am, now that is good TV. Dimitar Berbatov to Manchester United, Carlos Tevez to Man City, Rafael Van Der Vaart to Tottenham Hotspur and for some reason, Eidur Gudjohnsen going to Stoke was given coverage.

You could make a film based on a big transfer move or even a documentary. You have the fundamentals to make an action film like the secret phone calls to find out what the enemy is doing, (a bit of tapping up or enquiry) the initial confrontation (meeting of the two chairman’s) the war negotiations, (the player’s contract) the fight (player or agent demanding more money)the aftermath (the official unveiling press conference)

To be honest it doesn’t sound that exciting. I wouldn’t expect Danny Boyle to ring me and go further in depth but you get my point.

The transfer window brings drama to the football season. For the Premier League it brings a concentrated time in the season when the big clubs can buy players. For us ones who follow the little clubs it brings an excitement where we can see if the board will pull out that 100k for a half decent striker.

Many managers and fans criticise this novel idea as teams lack players due to injuries or need to improve. That’s what is great about this time that you have to prepare your squad and play with it for the next few months.

It makes it harder and makes sure that the clubs with the big money don’t justsign players here and there or knick the football league hotshots when they feel like it. Every signing has to have a purpose.

Also, it brings over the top drama and incredible TV viewing. It turns deals that aren’t that big into massive ones on slow days. Sky Sports reporter Bryan Swanson comes out with his Mr Incredible mask on going from ground to ground chatting about transfers.

It’s so popular, he has even built up a core faithful who go with him to watch his reports. Fans always seem to be hanging outside the stadium with him. Unless they don’t have much to do and actually wait for the signing to turn up, sign a piece of paper, to go home again. Nah, it’s got to be the Swanson factor surely…

Anyway, I have had great fun looking up potential deals as some of you may have seen on my twitter including Kenny Miller going to Fiorentina. That’s why the transfer window is good, silly rumours and ridiculous signings. As long as your own team isn’t the one doing the silly deal it’s fine.

Here are some deals that have caught my eye so far…

Liverpool and Oxlade-Chamberlain

If Liverpool pay £10 million for a young player when they need help now, you would have to say that club is out of control.

Liverpool and Negredo

Liverpool probably won’t have European football at the end of the season so any good signings are out of the window. Maybe just the name is that attractive still.

Everton and Abdullayev

An Azerbaijan defender…The team always gets drawn to play Wales and struggles in the qualifiers for any tournament.

Benzema and Aston Villa

Aston Villa are struggling and Benzema is a top class striker. It would be the coup of the transfer window. However, Real Madrid want Adebayor on loan because Higuain is injured. Madrid need the cover so couldn’t let Benzema go.

If you have enjoyed some of these links, then you must visit the website below which shares people’s own rumours. You know the ones, like ‘my mate is at Heathrow airport and just saw Carlos Tevez, must be going to Arsenal.’ Or the classic ‘my mate is a taxi driver and just drove Wayne Rooney to Liverpool.’

Have a look at the Football Rumours Website to add your own rumour. Who knows, it might turn into a Bryan Swanson story that is then developed into an Oscar nominated movie.